soft machine

and underhanded trading business;organized crime function

there's a soft machine running the south port, taking 3 percent of all cargo.

by nic jenkins September 26, 2003

soft bollock

a translation of the well known french insult about the english

gypo segal is a soft bollock

by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007

soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.

I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.

by Hope money July 9, 2010

Soft Made Baby

One that since birth has never been able to produce results or finish simple tasks or simply cries a lot. One that is made ever so softly. (SMB)

synonyms: meek, week, lame, also can substitute the word bitch.

boy: I love you, but you dont give me enough affection.
girl: you're such a soft made baby.

by thrillarod September 25, 2010

Soft-roader

A 4wd that is not intended to be taken off road, contrary to it's ride height and stated ability.

Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!

Guy 2: Total soft-roader.

Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.

by Archetypicalone April 13, 2011

Soft Molly

Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.

"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"

by squidge winkle August 6, 2011

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011