Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.

Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"

by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024

Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.

Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”

by oglimekiller March 31, 2025

Sober

People that don’t do anything but go to work.

Sober minded and job having

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025

silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall

jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now

by lexi3467 April 20, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick

Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober

by PCWS April 23, 2025

Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."

I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.

by zpak May 26, 2025