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small potatoes 

Something that is of small importance or is little.
From the Show "Dead Like Me":

MASON: Are you going to finish those hashbrowns?
ROXIE: Probably not
(takes them from her plate and eats them. Roxie stabs him with her
knife but he movs his hand just in time)
MASON: Fucking bloody hell
ROXIE: I'm outta here
MASON: Did you see that? I mean just because I wanted some of her hashbrowns
RUBE: I was there
MASON: I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes
RUBE: Oh, that was almost clever
MASON: Why was almost clever Rube?
RUBE: The thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes
MASON: I don't get it. because hashbrowns are small potatoes
RUBE: Never mind
small potatoes by Jason12 October 5, 2006
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small press 

Non mainstream comics, often produced independently and on short runs.
small press by Tiny Molasses April 18, 2006

small dick weisel mother fucker 

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.
I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

small penis 

A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.
Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.
small penis by AmyK92 October 24, 2010

small meat 

(n) a small male genital area, a small penis

(n) a phrase used to display your dissatisfaction towards another person, male or female.
Dude, you have such a small meat.

Chris: Do you wanna go fishing around 7 tonight?
Boomer: Nah dude, I have to go to a family dinner.
Chris: You are such a small meat!
small meat by DJ_Calli September 28, 2008

smallkipper 

A smallkipper is a word made in 2008 in stokesley school by sir.thomas lewis and dr.neave applebaum. it is used as an insult to a teacher who is trying to be young and hip the word originated from hemity which was made in stokesley school,northyorkshire, england in 1996
Teacher: Hey Kiddos!, lets do some cool maths!

Neave: what a smallkipper

Teacher: what?

Thomas: sir your such a smallkipper
smallkipper by tom and neave June 19, 2008

small dick energy 

Man with oversized ego and a constant need to harass teenage girls
Andrew brags to teenage girl, Gretha about his 33 cars to compensate for his small penis, also known as small dick energy. Gretha does a mike drop and Andrew gets arrested
small dick energy by big pussy energy December 29, 2022