sloading

sloading verb (gerund/present participle) & noun
sload·ing /ˈslō-dɪŋ/

(verb) The act of downloading or otherwise loading digital content at a painfully slow pace.

(noun) A download or data transfer that crawls along so slowly it feels stalled, often accompanied by growing user frustration.

Essay-deadline, 11 p.m.
Student (texting friend): “The journal PDF is sloading—3 MB left and the progress bar hasn’t moved in five minutes. If it doesn’t finish soon, my citation list is toast.”
Friend: “Ethernet beats dorm Wi-Fi. Plug in before the spinner hypnotizes you.”

by Blake McBride May 13, 2025

Sladititus

A different disease that attacks the immune system of a Slade daily causing severe headaches, vomiting, sore aching muscles & sometimes even herpes

Wow man you really picked up a bad case of Sladititus just being in the same room as that donkey with the herpes

by Shelly Gau July 14, 2008

sladbitch

Someone who has the reputation of a pedo.

Sam is chatting up that 12 year old, what a sladbitch!

by Simon Downtree October 8, 2006

sladgen

I will not.

Sladgen your dick.
Why won't you sladge my dick.

by tu student February 5, 2010

SladeKat

The pairing of two people, its one, making a new name.

SladeKat is close, although the Kat half is always correct.

by ChattyKhaki November 21, 2011

sladzene

n. Gentleman's reading matter containing no visual references to members of the opposite gender in a state of undress.
Derivation: Conjugation of salad (i.e. no meat), lad's and magazine

The bird said she'd buy me some adult reading matter to occupy me on the crapper, but all she got was a sladzene!

by PamelaPamela July 7, 2011

SHOAD

It is a hybrid word for shitload.

I have a shitload of homework due today.

or...I have a "shoad" of homework due today.

by kalijoe November 16, 2011