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christopher sledzianowski

That one freshman that everybody assumes is special because he acts weird all the time. Probably a meme page admin, therefore, suicidal. Why hasnt he killed himself yet you may ask? Spite. He wants to make everyone else around him incredibly suicidal as well. He will only end it all when he watches the world burn. With all the candles and flowers taken to cemeteries to mourn everyone that Christopher Sledzianowski pushed too far. And on their graves shall read "Cause of Death: Autism"
Person 1:Whos Christopher Sledzianowski?
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?

Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.
by AutismoRex June 12, 2017
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Bob Sledding

The act of using a food tray at a fast food restaurant (McDonald's or Burger King) to slide down on the play area slide as fast as you can.
*while eating at McDonald's* "Hey where did mark go?" "I saw him go bob sledding at the play area slides and after that he bailed."
by FALCON3V July 26, 2017
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Tibetan Sledgehammer

A sexual position, modified from the conventional "sledgehammer."

A man will throw the woman's legs over his shoulders, and roll her backwards onto her shoulders so that he is thrusting down with his body perpendicular to the woman's and parallel with the ground.

The balance required for such a feat, combined with the transcendant relaxation state experienced by the woman, is reminiscent of that of a Tibetan Monk.
Man, I just gave my girl the old Tibetan Sledgehammer! Totally on that higher plane bro, so Zen.
by Alfred Cock November 24, 2017
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meat sledding

Where you and another person sled but one of the participants is inserted into the other.
DD and D1G went meat sledding.
by Ejire December 12, 2017
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Jack sledge

When a guy is pounded(either himself or someone else) really hard that his balls are making the sound and explodes
Justin was jack sledged by Janet when she took his load all over herself!
by Janet4u May 31, 2018
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Norwegian Sledgehammer

when getting to a climax during anal sex, the male pulls outs and runs directly towards the female's face. He then proceeds to jump in the air, do a 360, and smash his partner's cheek with his dick so hard that her face craters into the mattress, hence the term "sledgehammer". The male also ejaculates during the sin so it gives an extra sloppiness to the hit. Enjoyable for both participants.
Guy 1: Bro she was so bored with me until I gave her the Norwegian Sledgehammer. We're getting married in August.
Guy 2: Whoa, congrats, man!
by cheekyboi01 May 14, 2020
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dirt sledding

the action of putting your penis on the top of a persons ass and humping when the have just fished pooping and have not wiped
dude, she just finished and before she could clean i asked her if we could try dirt sledding
by a corn dumbass July 5, 2021
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