by boi76 November 29, 2018
Get the shirt manmug. A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
by HugaN February 14, 2012
Get the Monkey shirtmug. A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.
"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."
"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."
"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"
"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."
"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"
by BoatCrew September 24, 2011
Get the Shirt Tatersmug. A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.
by Maars August 6, 2011
Get the Sperm Shirtmug. “Hey bro I feel like Jamies Winston is a better QB than Tom Brady”....give me yo shirt for saying that 👕🤏🏽 shirt pull there shirt
by 414 Miltown May 8, 2020
Get the Shirt Pullmug. An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."
Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."
Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.
Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.
by MommyZ January 19, 2010
Get the Egg Shirtmug. Any clothing that is dirty and you wear when working with anything that has grease. It is also any shirt that you have to wash many times to get it wearable.
Parent: "Are you washing your work shirt again?"
Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.
Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.
by Shockey August 28, 2015
Get the Work shirtmug.