Tree semen

noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.

Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.

by Chrisanthynum July 27, 2010

semen face

(noun): Often refering to a sluty female. This is because a slut will commonly get a face-full of semen when she is giving a male a blow job.

synonym: slut

Hannah is such a semen face.

by rebecca</3 December 26, 2008

Semen

A sailor

Back in WWII I used to be a semen...now I just put it on my wife's ass.

by D Wray December 11, 2003

semen demon

one who suks so much cock that they are taken by the dark realm of haities and made a demon

by ox May 2, 2003

semen

A fluid which sperm swims in.

That gay person eats semen

by anon August 18, 2003

semen grilla

noun:A human being of questionable integrity who hordes mass amounts of semen, then grills said semen over an open flame using tin foil or a similar grilling apparatus. What is done with said semen after the grilling process leads to the integral questioning forementioned.

Friend walks out to deck and finds other friend manning the grill."Oh my god...dude is that...by all thats holy i'm living with a semen grilla!"

by Bill April 19, 2008

seabeast

A pseudonymn for tuna. (THIS IS AN INNOCENT WORD!!!)
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.

Wife: "I am making tuna sandwiches for the trip."
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"

Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".

by psiscott2000 May 6, 2006