scaff

Senior Chicks Are For Fags (S.C.A.F.F.)
(barnstable high school chicks)

look under CAFF for more info

by you know who you are May 2, 2005

scoff

In Newfoundland Teen slang, having a great time

That party last night was a scoff

by Newfie4lyfe March 11, 2004

scurf

Large clumps of matted dandruff usually found in pikey folk.

You're not sleeping in my bed with all that pikey scurf you cunt!

by minger magnet April 19, 2003

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

Scruffle

To take a comb and brush someones hair and look at the scalp for dandruff

"Hey, i have alot of dandruff, so i brought u a comb so you can scruffle and loosen it up before i take a shower."

by mynameisshepimpsavage August 3, 2009

sciff

Somebody who is mindbogglingly stupid.

"You're a fuckin' sciff mate!"

by LilMissBubbly August 3, 2015

holy scumfuck

a badass street preacher who hangs out with scumfucks but is not a career alcoholic.

Everyone was surprised when the scumfucks beat the holy scumfucks in softball, but we knew that Sam had pete rose'd the game

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003