Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.

My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.

by Goyoza June 22, 2010

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

by Whiteboy B March 03, 2019

Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.

After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.

by Jason March 09, 2004

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

Pulling a Scooter

When you disband the premades after winning 1 out of 3 games.

Jamesb was caught pulling a scooter after winning a 3-0 game against Mangogay.

by Lunanora March 17, 2019

Scooter Looter

A person who finds his victims through Instagram and finds out about their personal lives. Only a few know his true identity. Some say its a cult of people running 1 account. Mostly seen with a Joker pfp

Dude, ngl Scooter Looter has my bitch hostage.

Scooter Looter lowkey can fuck my bitch anytime he wants.

by Mohave High Student September 07, 2021

Scooterized

The act of being ran over by an oversized or elderly person on an electric scooter, particularly in the grocery store.

Man i was shopping when an older person on a scooter ran my foot over. I got "scooterized".

by plumberboy123 October 21, 2020