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Get the Scientia Pragmatica mug.A science teacher is someone who teaches science to a group of people usually students. They are usually stubborn and impatient and tend to make there students do useless things called "labs". They are super important in our education.
My science teacher, Miss Durdia is a stubborn bitch who teaches us nothing but how to survive her annoying ass.
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Also, something that no one who is involved in can explain to anyone else without a month of explanation.
Also, something that no one who is involved in can explain to anyone else without a month of explanation.
A: Oh hey, what's your major?
B: Imaging Science
A: Oh, what's that?
B: Well we look at light. And physics. And polynomial texture maps. And sensors...
A: wut
B: ...yeah, it's hard to explain. If you want to come to the lab I can -
A: No, that's okay...
B: Imaging Science
A: Oh, what's that?
B: Well we look at light. And physics. And polynomial texture maps. And sensors...
A: wut
B: ...yeah, it's hard to explain. If you want to come to the lab I can -
A: No, that's okay...
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Get the Imaging Science mug.occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
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