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Safety

Hym "You are violating my rights because you are vaguely concerned for your safety. The only lesson to be learned here is that you don't actually care about anything in a deontological capacity. You don't agree on rights and you're desperate power hungry people who only care about imposing you will on others. Die faster."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Safety

A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.
John: Safety!
Rick: Oh you fat cunt, that disgusting
John: Its a manky one haha
Rick: You bellend
by Prokaryotic Penguin May 20, 2020
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safety spell

An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.
1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf

2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss

(:safety spell)
by Il8694 December 12, 2015
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Safety Scissors

When a guy and a girl scissor but the guy cups his balls with one hand so they don’t get crushed
Damn, that safety scissors was so intense I bruised my hand
by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017
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Safety

Term used in Florida means stay safe out here in these streets
Ight bro I’m boutta slide I’ll hit you later, safety.
by dee tay February 11, 2021
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safety

shit that does not exist in the philippines
by kidtrovert1 November 6, 2018
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Safety Glass

the 'money shot', ejaculation
ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.
by Capn' Poot Poot September 8, 2011
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