sandwich lotion

More colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. So-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.

"Dude, this sub is pretty good but it's a little dry. Pass me the sandwich lotion, yo!"

by Kaiserdriver December 17, 2014

Bone Sandwich

Getting punched in the face with a penis.

Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.

by Slackrabbit December 21, 2013

Hotdog Sandwich

A Hotdog Sandwich is a type of sandwich made primarily of bread and hot dogs. In most cases, 1-2 hot dogs will be sliced length-wise and placed on top of a single slice of bread, on top of which is placed a second slice of bread. Ketchup or other condiments may be added if desired.

This is a great alternative to eating hot dogs on a bun when you only have bread and no buns.

Person 1: "So me and my girlfriend went home last night and made some hotdog sandwiches."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, hehehe... So you mean..."
Person 1: "I mean we made sandwiches with hotdogs in them! You thought that was some kind of sexual innuendo didn't you. You spend WAY too much time on Urban Dictionary..."

by comment_spock May 25, 2015

Norwegian sandwich

When you stick a food in a girls vagina, then you penetrate her until the food is gone then with the residue on the penis you make the girl lick the food off of the penis. Then you ejaculate until seme comes out and let her swallow the semen.

Guy #1: Bruh me and my girl was getting freaky last night, we did a Norwegian Sandwich.
Guy #2: Aye, did y'all really do a Norwegian sandwich?

by El Hacedor De Lluvia April 1, 2016

Sandwich Slave

The sandwich slave is basically controlled by the sandwich god. Sandwich Slave is also known as Tristan. He doesn't do anything specifically but whatever his leader requires him to do he must do. Examples would be, throwing himself in the washer, drinking a thing of bleach, eating tide pods , or even just making a simple sandwich! When sandwich slave isn't doing all his work though he is basically forced to embrace the Sandwich God's Freckle Fetish. That's his free time, that's his fun.

Dying Man's friend: How could i possibly stop the almighty Sandwich God?
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018

sex sandwich

when engaging in the secks, someone is on the bottom, someone in the middle and someone on top. this is the best way to secks!

Brodie.Today at 3:17 AM
No
That’s gay
poggasToday at 3:17 AM
ur in the middle
xephyToday at 3:17 AM
HAHA
sex sandwich
poggasToday at 3:17 AM
YES!!!!!!
xephyToday at 3:18 AM
time to turn brodie bi
Brodie.Today at 3:18 AM
Yeah not happening
xephyToday at 3:18 AM
you love penis
you know it

by azure. June 16, 2020