rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

rusty wank stain

A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks

"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"

by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

Rusty plughole

An anus that after a shoddy wipe is still covered in a thin smear of quick drying faecal matter.

Billy spent all day at work feeling rather self-conscious after his poorly executed morning evacuation had left him with a rusty plughole.

by dreddjay February 21, 2015

Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt June 7, 2016

Rusty Old Cunt Slut

(Noun) A nasty, old bitch who sluts her saggy cunt about, usually in the direction of defenceless young men.

Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)

Man 1: "Hey dude wtf is that thing over there?"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"

by QueenSlut July 5, 2016

rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!

Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!

by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016

rusty bear

Angry old man

"Get off my lawn!" yelled the rusty bear.

by Rusty Bear June 15, 2017