African-Roulette is no laughing matter, it is one of the most dangerous games in all of the world; it is estimated that nearly 10,000 Africans die each year as a direct result of losing in African roulette.
African-Roulette is when a man has heterosexual intercourse with another consenting adult without a condom, the only catch is that the woman is African, which means that there is an 86.3% chance that she is HIV+.
When a man takes a chance like this and loses he dies 99.999999% of the time, Infact the only documented case of a someone living for more than six months after losing at "AR" is the "Magic Man" himself Magic Johnson, who actually set an international record for most "AR" wins in a row with 5, (two of which were three-ways).
African-Roulette is when a man has heterosexual intercourse with another consenting adult without a condom, the only catch is that the woman is African, which means that there is an 86.3% chance that she is HIV+.
When a man takes a chance like this and loses he dies 99.999999% of the time, Infact the only documented case of a someone living for more than six months after losing at "AR" is the "Magic Man" himself Magic Johnson, who actually set an international record for most "AR" wins in a row with 5, (two of which were three-ways).
"Hi kids my name is Magic Johnson and if you want to grow up like me you should play African-Roulette on the reg."-Magic Johnson
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There are six Vietnamese masseuses. Five female, one male.
The contestant is blindfolded and jerked off by one of the six. There is a 1 in 6 chance that the bloke will jerk him off. However, he wont know if its a male or female until after he cums and takes off his blindfold.
Find out you've just cummed to a guy jerking you off it like getting a bullet in your head.
There are six Vietnamese masseuses. Five female, one male.
The contestant is blindfolded and jerked off by one of the six. There is a 1 in 6 chance that the bloke will jerk him off. However, he wont know if its a male or female until after he cums and takes off his blindfold.
Find out you've just cummed to a guy jerking you off it like getting a bullet in your head.
When we played Vietnamese Roulette, the six masseuses stood around the massage table like a six-gun with one round in one chamber. (one male, fives females). They walked around like musical chairs until the contestant said stop. The person standing in front of him got the duty of jerking him off.
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When you go in Random restaurants in mexico and drink the tap water, whoever pukes/shits first is the loser
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It should be noted that 'pie roulette' generally only occurs in the early hours of the morning when drunken hunger overpower all forms of self preservation.
It should be noted that 'pie roulette' generally only occurs in the early hours of the morning when drunken hunger overpower all forms of self preservation.
John: Are you really gonna eat that nasty looking pie?
Steve: Ya for sure! Why not?
John: It's 4am, it's the last one on the shelf AND it's a veg curry!
Steve: Pie Roulette my friend. What doesn't kill you...
John: ...usually succeeds the second time!
Steve: Ya for sure! Why not?
John: It's 4am, it's the last one on the shelf AND it's a veg curry!
Steve: Pie Roulette my friend. What doesn't kill you...
John: ...usually succeeds the second time!
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"Dude, I got the hottest chick last night, how about you?"
"Mine had 8 teeth in total, I fucking hate cl roulette!"
"Mine had 8 teeth in total, I fucking hate cl roulette!"
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"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
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