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African-roulette

African-Roulette is no laughing matter, it is one of the most dangerous games in all of the world; it is estimated that nearly 10,000 Africans die each year as a direct result of losing in African roulette.

African-Roulette is when a man has heterosexual intercourse with another consenting adult without a condom, the only catch is that the woman is African, which means that there is an 86.3% chance that she is HIV+.

When a man takes a chance like this and loses he dies 99.999999% of the time, Infact the only documented case of a someone living for more than six months after losing at "AR" is the "Magic Man" himself Magic Johnson, who actually set an international record for most "AR" wins in a row with 5, (two of which were three-ways).
"Hi kids my name is Magic Johnson and if you want to grow up like me you should play African-Roulette on the reg."-Magic Johnson
African-roulette by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011
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African Roulette

When there are six gorgeous african woman, all willing to have sex with you. The problem is that one of them has AIDS.
Hey John, i dare you to try a African Roulette, to really test your luck.
African Roulette by slightlycoped December 20, 2008

African Roulette

When six beautiful African girls are on there knees ready to give a guy head, but one of them is a Canable.
"Hey Charley, Want to go play African Roulette with Cindy and her friends?"
African Roulette by Durbs June 24, 2006

African Roulette

African Roulette is played where you have unprotected sex with your choice of one of six African women and one of them has HIV
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African Roulette by molassio June 7, 2010

African Roulette

Filling a jar or vile with semen from 5 people of the same race as you, and then having one black man nut into the jar. Mix the jar or vile well, and then insert the entire jar into your vaginal cavity. After 9 months, you get the picture.
Man: "Lets play African roulette!"
Girl: "No"

African Vagina Roulette 

Noun.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'

This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.

The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.
Eric: Hey man, you wanna play some African Vagina Roulette? I'm bored.
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??
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