Russian Roulette

this isn't a definition, it's just a (disturbingly) humorous tale. It's documented in a recent Darwin Awards - collections of stories where people, either through accidental self-castration or accidental self-homicide, remove themselves from the gene pool - that a police officer was recently a victim of this risky game of chance. however, instead of using a revolver, with only one chamber in six loaded, he was using a semi-automatic pistol, having loaded one round into the magazine and pulled the slide back. some of you can already tell what happened, but let me explain for the rest: with a semi-automatic pistol, the top round in the magazine is automatically (hence a semi-AUTOMATIC pistol) inserted into the chamber. instead of a 1 in 6 chance of shooting himself, the cop had a 1 in 1 chance......


note: i'm not sure if he was intoxicated at the time. also, for more intriguing stories, search with your fav search engine for 'darwin awards'

by sum guy January 28, 2003

Russian Roulette

A drinking game where you take six shot glasses, fill five with water, and one with Everclear. Then, you mix them up and serve at random. Whoever gets the Everclear wins.

This version of Russian Roulette is a LOT safer then the one in The Deer Hunter

by Mike Oseransky March 19, 2007

rectum roulette

a game you play if you enjoy giving anal sex where you're never quite sure what the state of the arse is in, therefore it is a roulette of rectums.

normal-tight-normal-loose-tight-goatse, you lose :)

by fuckbucket April 6, 2005

Shit Roulette

Here's how to play: You and your buddies smoke weed in a pipe and pass it around the circle. Players keep hitting the bowl until someone sucks the ashes into their mouth (a.k.a. shit in the mouth).

We played shit roulette last night and left with black tongues.

by Scatmouth December 26, 2013

Rwandan Roulette

Variation of Russian Roulette where, in place of a revolver, an automatic or semiautomatic weapon is used instead.

My neighbors played a hardcore game of Rwandan Roulette last night. There were no survivors.

by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015

French Roulette

a water game in which a girl and boy lock lips (can make out of they choose) then sink under water, you wait to see how long you can last verses other couples you will either win over the other pairs or enhale too much of your partners carbon dioxide and die or live and your partner dies, most people quit before they lose

look at lauren and eddie playing french roulette theyve been down for under a minute, someones gunna come up soon they already beat collette and vincent

by kisskiller June 17, 2011

technician roulette

The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.

Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.

Mel: What did you tell him?

Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.

Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?

Robb: Yep.

Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!

by mgdu February 22, 2008