Ron Swanson Shot

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013

ron don

a "ron don" can be explained a douchebag, and the most ignorant retard of any sort. he/she would be devestated if they were named a "ron don". they can also be explained as a complete redard monster that would most likely be hand and hand with a dyke retard that is planning or has planned a way to kill and rape twins

that "ron don" is sure out to get them, and i think the "ron don" will rape and kill them>

by TheRetardMaster December 16, 2011

ron weasley syndrome

The feeling of being worse in your abilities,career or popularity than your older siblings. How Ron Weasley from Harry Potter feels about his brothers Charlie, Bill, Percy, Fred and George.
Possible accompanying symptoms:

- your parents worship good results of their children with gifts and attention
- your parents compare you to your siblings
- you feel constant pressure to prove yourself
- you're jealous ; that might affect your future relationships ( i.e. Ron and Harry) in a bad way
- you're ending up saving the world with your best friends

- My older sister always gets better grades in exams.
-It's alright, you suffer from the Ron Weasley syndrome. You'll get over it.

by alovewaslost July 20, 2014

Dr. Ron Clark

1. Probably one of the best professors at the University of Miami because of his use of "podcasts".
2. He is the undisputed Podcast King.
3. He also likes tigers.
3. See badass, tiger, sadomasochism

Hi, this is Ron Clark with the University of Miami and this is a two hour podcast on your mom.

Hi, I am Dr. Ron Clark and I like tigers.

by UMMSM Class of 2012 February 20, 2009

ron's steak house

another name for mc donalds. as in ronald mcdonald.

"so who wants to hit up ron's steak house today?"

by nagemeroom November 20, 2011

Hubbard, L. Ron

Started the retarded scientology movement. A con-artist who very much deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.

What a jackass..............

by hahahahahahahahaha September 4, 2005

The Ron Pizer shot

The photographic method of taking a group photo of yourself and others provided your arm is long enough.

Rather than bothering the drunk guy at the bar to take a group photo, you opted to go with the Ron Pizer shot.

by Radiowaves February 3, 2013