Retard

A person with an intellectual disability who has to work millions of times harder for the simple things that we take for granted.

Mike: Is Jimmy a retard?
Carl: Pssh, you know you shouldn't use that word Mike.

by Nugsson December 7, 2019

Retard

A word that people call me and I don’t know why

Girl: look at Sam he is such a Retard
Me (Sam):*barking at the teacher like a dog*

by TheGuyWhoIsAntiSmart May 31, 2019

Retardical

The act of asking a question about a stupid person or group of people when you already know the answer.

Why are our staff so useless?

Sorry mate, why are you asking retardical questions again?

by TopBanana1701 September 19, 2019

Retard

The people on mobile game ads who can't figure out the simplest of puzzles.

Game: got to click something here ()
Retarded player: clicks something here()

by Youractualmother.com February 25, 2020

Retard

Anybody that searched for the word "Retard" on urban dictionary

1-Yo i saw a retard!
2-Really?
3-Yeah , he was trying to find the meaning of "Retard" on urban dictionary!

by Turturu November 20, 2020

Retard

To tard again. In other words, the word tard but with the prefix re- added to show that the action of tarding is being repeated.

The first time I tarded didn't work, so now I need to retard.

by 1337retard May 22, 2020

Retarded

People who put actual definitions in the urban dictionary.

Retard: I hate my cat it always wants my attention, i think im gonna get rid of it
Not retard: you are extremely retarded

by Thisisjoke June 18, 2020