reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world

"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"

by innocent_person May 12, 2022

Reading

What you're doing right now

Me: Hey, you should stop reading. Go touch some grass instead.

by ansgarz5 May 13, 2022

Recording

I made this one with it

So goodbye to the recording!

by Orrinpants May 25, 2022

Reading

You're doing it right now

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this

by ispeelcorecttt June 6, 2022

Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022

Retardican

Extremist wing of Conservatives, who wants to wind back (i.e. 'retard')people's Rights back to any where between the 1950s to the 1860s. Routinely engage in Penis Fencing and vociferous pissing contests.

Appears that most of the MAGA camp are Retardicans, secretly wishing they're back in the Deep past.

by AmboNec February 18, 2023

Retardican

The conservative equivalent of a libtard.

"He follows Jordan Peterson like a Donald worshiping retardican who hasn't read maps of the mind."

by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023