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retarded

1. 4/5 of the dumbasses creating "definitions" of this word.

2. slang word for "silly, funny, stupid, etc"

3. an term disliked by politically correct people, such as your parents maybe.

4. people with lack of common sense, imagination, sense of humor, or whatever that pisses you off about them when socializing with others.

5. anyone who has read definitions 1 through 4 and "still doesn't\don't get it."
I no hi ain't collin' mi returded, ryght?

Kim laughed, "i swear, ya'll be actin' retarded sometimes!"

Boy: "hey mommy look, it's that retarded kid again!"
mom: "honey, don't call him that. say he's "mentally challenged" okay?"

"I hate that guy, eh. he's fucking retarded, eh!"

"i'm sorry, you're just too retarded for me to help you any further."
by Lord Jimarou February 9, 2009
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Retard

A creature that wears a human suit and slinks around about trying to act normal, but due to being unable to understand our culture is seen as a freak.
he was such a retard, he took a messy shit in the pool.
by the uwebolla virus October 9, 2008
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retarded

1. an adjective used to describe something that is slow.

2. slang for stupid, dumb, etc.

3. mentally handicapped

4. adjective used to describe people who get offended over the slang use of the word (#2)
1. Wow, that tree's growth has been quite retarded from its lack of water.

2. Wow Bob, you lit the cat on fire, you're fucking retarded.

3. Jim is in special ed, he's retarded.

4. You're fucking retarded, nobody is making fun of your cousin with down syndrome when they call someone else retarded.
by retardedPerson November 19, 2009
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Retarded

Somone mentally challenged, brain does not function normally, takes a while to answer questions, is extremely guillable
1. Tom Cruise is retarded enough to beleive in scientology
2. Lukes retardedness crept out and hit me
3. That person is so retarded it took him a minute to tell me the time
by Will Kelly June 7, 2007
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retarded

the top definition of this word on this site. (see above)
The person who made that ridiculous list must be retarded.
by hallucinog3n March 27, 2010
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Retard

People shouldn't call actual retarded people retarded. That is not politically correct. People have to call them developmentally challenged. People who are called retarded now are people who act stupid. A lot of liberal minded people get pissed off if you call someone retarded. Save your self the trouble and never say the word retarded ever. So you don't have to deal with idiots getting on your ass about not being "politically correct". Take the high road because most liberal minded people are not capable of taking the high road.
Stop yelling!! Stop being a retard!!
by Calling out bs February 12, 2017
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Retarded

A word that describes 99.9% of people from a personal viewpoint, that 0.1% being you. Also know that everybody else views you the same way, but you don't know it.

Also a word that describes someone who acts mentally challenged or otherwise disabled.
When I think you're retarded, I'll never know if you think that I'm retarded.
by Sukov Blyatovich May 29, 2018
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