Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn August 12, 2013

redneck island

the redneck version of a long island iced tea; made up completely of mass types of moonshine

"whatchu drankin?"
"i got me here a redneck island YALL DIGGITY"

by throwinhunnits September 26, 2013

redneck friday

When you take lunch break and never return to work

Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.

by red neck friday January 23, 2015

redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.

(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."

by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014

Redneck

Someone who lives on a farm, conducting sexual activities with the animals, whom never get caught because the location of the cruel acts are usually out in the middle of no-where.

Daniel: "You live with that redneck?"
Billy-Joe-Bob-JohnJohn: "Hey he love them sheep more than annything!"

by Meowkins007 July 14, 2014

redneck g

A Redneck G is a Southern hybrid of a half Country Boy, and half White Urban/Suburban Gangster. Most of these have become more comfortable dressing in baggy Hip Hop style clothes, however their ethics and values default to that of a good Country upbringing.

There are some things you can fade in Texas, but you can't fade a Redneck G you shitstick!!!

by WharfG December 8, 2015

redneck-g

Southern white American male that lives in the country, drives a truck while he listens to rock and roll or rap music, carries a gun, and smokes dope. This sort of lifestyle was referred to as being a "roper-doper" in the 60's and 70's.

My grandfather is a redneck-G, yo.

by TwoKnives December 11, 2015