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King Skin Rash

A derogatory nickname for King Charles III of England, referencing politician Rawiri Waititi of New Zealand who performed his required oath to King Charles using the Maori term "harehare", which can mean either "Charles" or "skin rash. The new term "King Skin Rash" is used to disrespect the monarchy and colonialization.

Alternatively: The Skin Rash, King Skin-Rash, King SkinRash, King Harehare
by yeppityyep December 5, 2023
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bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
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Wrap rash

When you use improper or substituting contraception, such a plastic wrap, but the friction causes a rash to develop afterwards.
Boy 1: Bro why you walking like that?

Boy 2: I got real bad wrap rash this weekend when Lisa called and said her parents were out of town. I didn't get a chance to pick up any condoms beforehand.
Boy 1: Aw man that' sucks! At least you got laid!
by xokookiemonsterxo April 16, 2016
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Oilfield rash

When a oilfield worker goes out of town for work and hooks up with a women and gets an std “rash”
Hey the crew is going out of town next weeks let’s see if anyone comes home with an oilfield rash.
by Oklahoma cowboy May 27, 2018
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Rashing

The new British slang for "dashing"

Although I'm not British... love
Your outfit looks rashing today, love.
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022
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Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”
by svinaktig July 6, 2021
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neck rash

why do you have a neck rash?

oh. I was wearing fake ass jewelry
by original handle November 1, 2017
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