American Suburban youth that pretend to be muslim to get a rise out of post 9/11 working class America.
Slot is deemed a poser muslim after he copies and paste muslim recipes from search engines in threads about great recipes and it is discovered he does not take his TK like a man.
by Not Wake February 29, 2008
by no November 20, 2003
The act of a very not metal/normal person giving the horns to something that they think is acceptable. Often followed by a severe punch in the face from a metal head if in the vicinity.
Chet: "Cool I got an A- on my math test!" (gives poser horns (however oblivious of them being anything but normal horns) to noone in particular)
Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)
Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)
by Johnny B. Money October 15, 2007
A man or woman who is more concerned about themselves and put their wants ahead of their children. They lie to their children in front of their friends to make their friends think they are good parents, but they never do what they brag to others about. They talk about people in their circle and judge them on the ways they parent while lying about being a parent themselves! They call their daughter right before every birthday to see what she wants and that they sent it in the mail, but it never comes and then they change their number so she can't ask where it was! They get high and party, cheat, use women for what they can never get on their own and they jump out of two story windows which shatters both ankles Just to get out of goin to jail for domestic violence....
A DeadBeat Poser could have any name such as...Dominick or Reena or Callier this looser lives a life full of lies, drugs, drinking, cheating, catching countless STDs, beats woman who he feels have too much power, gets fat due to his piggish greed, all while he has 8 woman that have 9 of his Basterd and illogitoment girls and 1 boy.
by ItDoesNotMatter April 19, 2011
Someone who thinks they are gangster or ghetto, but do not live in a ghetto, are not in a "REAL" gang, dress and act and talk like they are gangsters but are not even in a gang or nuttin, you know what i mean..
I jus crack up when i see these kids tryna act like there gangster but they live in a nice little happy crime free neighboorhood... haha
by Ang July 11, 2004
A poser onion is basically another word for "poser". It was derived from the Veggie Burger bags from A&W. The bag features three vegetables all smiling. One day, while partaking of this burger, it was discovered that the onion looked somewhat suspicious, and out of place looking the way he did. It was decided that he was a "poser onion", and anyone who was a poser, is also a poser onion.
by Taylor Craig August 5, 2005
someone who will say that they smoke (weed or cigs) and will allways talk about it and say that they smoke. They will actually bring some to school or whaere ever and tell every body that they have it,because no one who actually smokes will be such a dumbass to bring weed to school. They will also come to school pretend "high". You can tell by what they call weed or bowls, becase a poser smoker will call a bowl a pipe and/or weed dope.
"Hey Billy I got some dope"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"
by muffinman8793 May 14, 2009