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Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
mugGet the Porch Fishingmug.

porch pheasant

A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.
Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty
by Queen trashpanda June 4, 2020
mugGet the porch pheasantmug.

Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch
“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey
by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021
mugGet the Jeremiah/Porch Monkeymug.

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.
Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
by FrameDragging December 9, 2020
mugGet the porch cookiemug.

basement porch

otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans
“I love bigger girls. Girls with a double chin, thick thighs and a basement porch are 10/10”
by austinzsoice May 2, 2024
mugGet the basement porchmug.

Porch Pop

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend
by PorchPop September 16, 2021
mugGet the Porch Popmug.

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.
(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!
by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021
mugGet the Porch Pillow(s)mug.

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