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poon safari

An epic journey for as many sexual encounters as possible in the previously determined time frame.
It was once again springtime and Jack was about to embark on his annual poon safari.
by bp1zz1e May 25, 2010
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Poon Tingle

When your being buttfucked hard, and it send a tingle to the genitals!
hey dude last night i was being fucked hard and my genitals were fucking tingling hardcore! Poon Tingle
by MJGC2112 April 7, 2019
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Poon Punt

"She totally poon punted me!"
by broske!! January 20, 2009
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Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".
"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"
by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012
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Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.
When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.
by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020
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Poon Rudder

Noun. A rare string of excess pussy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking twat, usually starting from the pussy opening and ending in or around the asshole. Some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a Stegasaurus. Other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. Most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.
I managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. One thing lead to another and I ended up going down on her. Much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her vagina revealed somthing extra. A Poon Rudder. That explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.
by Chadillac1080 April 21, 2017
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rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.
Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.
by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016
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