nicomate!'s definitions

Burger Nips

The term used to describe the peculiarly wide nipples of a male or female, such characteristics give the illusion that the bearer of such nipples has burgers placed upon their breasts. The suburbs surrounding the tip of the nipple must exceed a diameter of 5cm / 2 inches in order for them to be formally classified and referred to as "Burger Nips."

(Dennis removes his shirt)

Ciaran: "Woah mate! Your nips are fakin huge!"

Dennis: "Hey shut up! They're my burger nips, anyway, at least I'm not ginger!"

by nicomate! August 6, 2010

poon doctor

An affectionate refferal to the guy within a group of male friends who is renowned for getting the "poon"

Philip - "Yeah where is Dickie?"

Will - "Probably with some gash, he was coated in poon last night!"

Rex - "Well he is the poon doctor!"

by nicomate! October 26, 2009

Blunted

A state achieved after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana, resulting in one's movement being noticeably restricted.

"Mate are you OK?"

"Man, I'm so blunted! I hit that bong too hard man!"

by nicomate! July 29, 2009