Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.

My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning

by ciaragoldin July 5, 2018

Poison

Another word for alcohol

yo man you got some of that poison

by Humanjerky July 22, 2018

blood poisoned corpse

A saying used to describe the type of woman a man would screw.

That guy would fuck a blood poisoned corpse if he could get away with it.

by Goofy Newfie July 24, 2018

Poison Ivy

What the nerd boy in IT complains about being everywhere when they’re going to look for one of the other boys missing brother

He’s so over sensitive like there’s not Poison Ivy everywhere

by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018

The sweaty poison

When you have a wank/jerk off on your back and when your about to cum roll out of the way of the spunk before it hits you

I failed the sweaty poison it got in my eye

by Azbaz04 January 19, 2019

gravity poisoning

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.

Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.

by kittythecatty January 21, 2019

Poison Peddler

A Derogatory term used to describe drug dealer

That poison peddler saved us tax-payer money by giving the police a new undercover car!

by ls500fan August 21, 2022