plantar fashionitis - the shoes you are forced to wear (or can no longer wear) due to a diagnosis of plantar fasciitis, a painful inflammation on the sole of your feet.
"Dude - what's up with the Jesus sandals?"
"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!
"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!
by chickdamebroad April 28, 2011
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Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant
Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant
Friend 1 "Yo man I broke my leg a week ago, I blew down some bud and i couldn't even feel it!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"
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A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.
Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
by Drew Christx January 23, 2007
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Look at those boys there all 10's... they must be Panthers.
How was the lad that you picked up last night at the regatta?? Well he was a panther...
Fuck my box is sore.... i must of fucked a panther last night.
How was the lad that you picked up last night at the regatta?? Well he was a panther...
Fuck my box is sore.... i must of fucked a panther last night.
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