PECKERWOOD-JACKASS

Personally-insecure male (usually Caucasian) between ages 19 and 29 who over-gels the top front of his short stringy hair, wears MMA attire or "rapper" fasions, tries in vain to talk in street-lingo and has a very tight leash on his girlfriend who hates him (she's often too young). He typically displays his insecurity when a real man comes around by chirping like an irritating little parakeet.
The Peckerwood-Jackass is also a semi-stalker because he will even snoop around his girlfriend's workplace to make sure she's not being hit on by other guys, though he lacks enough heart to confront the other men, he'll just take it out on her when she gets home.

Dana wore too much damn gel in his short hair and always made it a point to escort his 18-year old girlfriend everywhere she went, even while she's walking her dog and stalking her at her job because he was afraid of other guys hitting on her. He's a Peckerwood-Jackass!

by KnightWrite July 8, 2010

fudge packer

someone that packages fudge

Tom Cruise is a fudge packer

by Tigerer April 20, 2010

Fudge Packer

Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.

Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?

by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

orange pencil pecker

Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.

Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

pecker slap

The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.

also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling

dude, some guy just came and hit me with his penis and went PECKER SLAP and ran off.

by J-$ December 28, 2005

Pecker resting

The act of placing an object on your lap

I can't eat the popcorn if you're going to be pecker resting the popcorn.

by Allen24 December 8, 2010

Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013