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philosofaeces

a picture taken on the toilet with an ironic philosophical phrase or one word caption. Usually with a black and white filter. Can be a picture of toilet paper, underwear on the ground, or a selfie. Can be spelled "philosofeces."
jeff: I want to share some meaning with the world, but I don't want it to seem cheesy
troy: why don't you just upload a philosofaeces?
So jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, "#life"
by crappunkrock182 July 6, 2015
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Philosophy

An activity concerning the inquiry of knowledge that we still use to get dates with nerds we otherwise have no respect for.
I wasn't sure it would work, but when I told that nerd I was in a philosophy class about Sartre, she squealed like a pig for me.
by The Goodman Scholar May 24, 2016
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philosopher

Adam Villegas is a the smartest philosopher ever born, for true knowledge ask Adam
I really love that new philosopher adam he is so amazing

omg he's so smart, his name must be adam
by j coolio west February 22, 2017
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philosoph

Dude did you here what Luke did?

Yeah man that's Luke he is a Philosoph
by Luke9/11 April 1, 2017
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Philosophysics

A form of physics that doesn't make any fucking sense, much like philosophy itself. This form of physics is purely made up by some som 12 year old wannabe motherfucking Einstein.
- If you put magnets on the blades of a wind turbine, then the magnets will attract each other, thus creating an endless source of power!

- No dude that's just general Philosophysics.
by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017
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Philosofleek

A millennial who has studied Philosophy or related at college. That's because it's cool, it's the new hip...wavy stuff. This gives them the right to claim they know all about some ancient philosopher's take on such matters.

When a typical situation arises, nothing stops the philosofleek from culturally identifying it with an application of their many learned concepts (mostly Western). Thus, they set themselves radically apart from those non 'philosophes' (to use the French definition of course) around them.

From the perspective of some, they effectually secure a pretentious pedestal in the social ladder, typical of those deriving from the once intuitive, and now culturally reflective world of academia. To others, these people know something. Their knowledge of philosophy is a fleek to be reckoned with, while subconsciously belittling others.
Some Student: Oiii mate, I tasted the most banging pasta, in Rome as well! Think I had a religious experience...

Another Student: Damn, 'religious experience' ay? That's soooo cool. What does that make you now, a 'philosofleek'?
by CoolWhiteWine January 18, 2018
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philosophagus

When you are horny and really want a blowjob.

When you just want to fuck a mouth.

When your dick couldnt be an deeper in her mouth

You feel philosophagus.
We were sitting on the couch doing some Netflix and chill when I got all philosophagus.
by Phil Esophagus February 4, 2018
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