pecker pirate

one that steals peckers. literally or figuratively.

pecker pirate meaning could be stolen by a pissed off woman for example literally or figuratively.

by red_baron1986 August 12, 2015

Funny pecker

Funny pecker is funny haha 8======)

Haha funny pecker fell off

by Funny pecker July 6, 2021

pecker queer

guy that likes cock way too much. an addict so to speak.

that guy over there is such a pecker queer.

by red_baron1986 July 4, 2017

pecker dunking

the act of dunking ones peker in chocolate and having some one lick it off.

Guy 1.did ya'll have fun Guy 2. Yea man she likes "pecker dunking"

by real boyye September 30, 2014

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

triple decker pecker

When three males have a threesome and they sit ontop of each other at the same time.

"Bro last night i had a triple decker pecker with CJ and Julian."

by Bingslongg January 24, 2020