When a female is allergic to peanut
butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut
butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight
hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”
“No my girls allergic to peanut
butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter
fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a
hole lot longer!”