birthday pants

an expression used to describe outrageous colored or styled pants; often in bad taste

"wow dude, look at those pants. it must be her birthday" or "if she had friends they'd tell her not to wear birthday pants"

by j-liddicoat January 19, 2009

crust pants

Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.

Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."

by d0gp1ss March 6, 2023

Pant Check

verb

An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.

What is your gender? Do you mind if I give a Pant Check?

by That One Plant Guy May 18, 2020

Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.

John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?

by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010

Trump Pants

Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.

Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.

by RBAK October 13, 2016

Magic Pants

Pants that make any girl go from flat to PHAT

Dude 1: Bro did you see Flat Ass Rebecca today
Dude 2: Ye she's looking PHAT today
Dude 1: Dude she's wearing those magic pants today looking like a whole new student

by TVBroadcasting2018 June 1, 2018

Chunky Pants

When your pockets are full of cash resulting in your pants appearing to be chunky

“Walking out the bank I got chunky pants, dollars hanging out my pocket” THE_OG_LORENZO

by FLYING PIPPY March 19, 2022