pedophile

someone with a million subscribers who records themselves playing minecraft.

Guy 1: my uncle is a pedophile
Guy 2: I'm sorry WHAT
Guy 1: he plays minecraft
Guy 2: ohhh okay

by Tuuner June 29, 2023

Pedophile

Another term for an individual who plays as Xenomorph in the game Dead by Daylight

Why did I get matched up against a pedophile in Hawkins?

by ShibuyasBeat June 3, 2024

Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024

reverse-pedophile

A kid who wants to bang adults.

Archie, stop being a reverse-pedophile you knobhead.

by givemecandyfrommrwhitesvan March 18, 2023

Pedophile

Ryan. He liked a minor

“ it’s literally so minor” -Ryan
“Omg you like minors! You pedophile!”
“Yes.” -Ryan

by Caughtuin4k March 28, 2023

Pedophile

If you think you are one, you are not

Pedophile-ocd is the leading cause of suicidal thoughts in teenage/younger men.

by Hello-553669 April 27, 2025

Pedophile

An adult who is merely seen as some unpleasant, unfavoring nuisance to some teenagers or young adults; typically (though not exclusively) those who're self-entitled, hotheaded, self-absorbed and/or simply intolerant

Though the original terminology to mean an adult who has sexual favor for pre-pubescent is still being used, one can bet that at least half the "pedos" who're alleged to be "pedos" are likely nothing more than ordinary, uncriminal adults who are the target of retaliation by malicious young folks.

Shalyla: Mr. John's, the PE teacher, totally wanted to fail us because we were talking during class, and we get frustrated when we have to learn how to soccer.

Denise: ugh. He is such a creeper pedophile, the way he picks on us GIRLS....

Shalyla: Heh. I'll bet there's something in his background that we can expose. Let's go to the principle; or, better yet, the police.

>=)

by Ace_Chen May 3, 2025