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oral-cranial disconnect

A state wherein the mouth is running at full speed while the brain remains idle.
Also known affectionately as 'OCD'.
I realized he was suffering from oral-cranial disconnect when I heard him mindlessly spewing nonsense at 90 words a minute, and his brain was obviously still in neutral.
by JayArr January 30, 2015
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oral pile driver

When a woman lays on her back and a man humps the hell out of her face.
Man I really have that chicks face an oral pile driver last night.
by Mac tre daddy May 7, 2016
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oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.
She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.
by Psychostench April 19, 2023
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Pixy Stix oral

The act of putting the 'Pixy Stix' flavored sugar on ones body and having it licked off by another person
Man 1: "Does she like to try new stuff?"
Man 2: "Yeah, we did Pixy Stix oral last night"
by Rastamoshi September 9, 2010
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oral sensativity

I need some oral sensativity.
by gingerpride5 January 29, 2010
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Oral Dutch Rudder

Similar to a Dutch Rudder, but performed with ones mouth as opposed to a hand. An Oral Dutch Rudder is achieved with the help of a friend. As you try to perform autofellatio, the friend will assist by pushing your head down into your crotch. Often, the Oral Dutch Rudder is the only way most men can achieve autofellatio. One must exercise caution, as an overzealous friend can easily lead to back problems, and in extreme cases, a broken neck.
Zack helped me with an Oral Dutch Rudder last night. I wouldn't have been able to reach without him.
by EvilBender October 12, 2009
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German Oral

When your German teacher shits all over your cock and then sucks it clean
I did really well in my German Oral yesterday, she didn't puke
by Adolf Shitler June 2, 2008
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