When two people propose to meet each other socially, but never actually follow through with the meeting, thereby appearing to fulfill a social obligation, without any risk of actual socializing.
My friend sincerely invited me out for lunch, and I sincerely said yes, but we never bothered to call each other back to confirm any time or dates. I knew then it was a total meet-free meetup. Still, I appreciated the gesture. Sort of.
by SnotBubbleBoy May 14, 2011
Get the meet-free meetupmug. I had a public meeting with a woman today. I wanted a private meeting but she insisted we go out for coffee.
by Devon Parsons January 20, 2009
Get the public meetingmug. New movie Eddie Murphy's new hit movie featuring the actor from The Haunted Mansion 2 2 and the new movie donkey in shrek. This movie is rated by 3 critics as "A good movie" "would watch... again" "Five Stars" Critically acclaimed movie in theaters right now meet the mattsons: 2
"It's me, Eddie Murphy. Have you seen my new movie The Haunted Mansion 2?"
"Meet the Madsons: 2 new movie In theatres Starting May 5 in this summer"
"Meet the Madsons: 2 new movie In theatres Starting May 5 in this summer"
by Fairbanks. May 20, 2020
Get the Meet the Madsons: 2mug. Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!
by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022
Get the Meet the Chimps in the Alleymug. An extremely valuable meeting with all of the best minds at the table to ensure all the right specifications and customer requirements are in place so that we can estimate and price the work effectively in order to win the work. (For the sake of efficiency - these meetings should be held after the structural designs have either been approved or we are 92% sure that the design will be approved)
This morning we went to the pre-estimate meeting after the structural design had been approved! It was so fun and there was a lot of amazing information gathered!
by TJBoissinot February 24, 2022
Get the Pre-Estimate Meetingmug. The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).
They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.
by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018
Get the meet my goosemug. A word game used to greet a sneaky link or spicy partner in order to let them know that not ONLY are you happy to have encounter with them, but that you are also moist just by seeing them.
Example: S is being introduced to G by a friend but the already have something secretly going on. S says “Hi!” G, being the spicy lil beach they are says “Moist to meet ya 😜”.
by Mss L.B February 28, 2022
Get the Moist to meet yamug.