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Bottle Recoil

The action of a bottle moving back and forth when you pour a liquid from it.

When you turn a Bottle upside-down and the liquid pours out in big gulps, like *glug glug glug* the bottle moves up and down. Producing Bottle Recoil
Wow, that bottle recoil made you spill all over the place.

Seriously man, control the bottle recoil.
by Zeratule143 September 14, 2012
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Bottle Blast

A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.
Yo guys, lets go bottle blast that fine elder within that gas station!
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
mugGet the Bottle Blastmug.

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.
MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.
by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017
mugGet the squash bottlemug.

cans and bottles

Yo LeBron James was straight cans and bottles last night.
by No u 69 May 31, 2018
mugGet the cans and bottlesmug.

Bottle capping

Opening a bottle of alcoholic beverage using your vagina
I caught my wife bottle capping my beer.
by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018
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Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.
My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
mugGet the Bottled shipmug.

Blue bottle

When a girl blue balls you and makes you drink her piss out of a water bottle
by Another white guy with money January 29, 2022
mugGet the Blue bottlemug.

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