Granny Horror Game

And old ugly bitch who keeps you in her house because she's lonely and hits you with a bat if she see's you she put's 100 locks on the door and you literally have to go on an adventure to get the keys and tools to escape. No wonder why this ugly bitch is lonely she is crazy.

Tom: Hey Jay have you played the Granny Horror Game?
Jay: Yes I have but I think I'm going to kill myself now

by Lovelyteamusic100 February 17, 2021

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Granny Smith Express

Coming upon a series of consecutive green traffic lights while driving to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the green lights being akin to a green apple.

Oh man, driving last night and i got home in record time! I had the granny smith express all the way home!

Wow, all green, really!?! I've never gotten the granny smith express in peak hour!!!

by Great Jazza October 21, 2010

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Ur Granny Tranny

Ur granny tranny is an alteration of your mother is homosexual other wise ur mom gay lol.

Guy 1: Ur mom gay
Guy 2: No ur granny tranny lol

by EstebanIsGay March 13, 2018

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Winter Granny Handy

A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.

Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015

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