Venue Change

Leaving the office and going to a bar with wifi during the work day to drink and work at the same time. Multiple "venue changes" can be made during the same work by switching bars.

Matt worked all day but made multiple venue changes and was fairly unproductive by 5pm.

by beerNlinux December 31, 2011

oil change

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:

Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.

by lowercased April 15, 2006

climate change

The antithesis to global warming

While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2017

change in tide

~When a straight person decides to play for the other team
~Becomes gay

Dude: I'm so happy with you!

Girl: About that...
Dude: What is it?
Girl: Let's just say there was a slight change in tides...

by Santana's Follower June 10, 2016

Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change

Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''

by tirtle July 31, 2018

Junkie Change

Junkie Change or Junky Change is a term used among many junkies and druggies in many places in Scotland to refer to the copious amounts of coins in another junkie's pocket that normally only amounts to something under £5. Generally composed of 1 pences, 2 pences, 5 pences, 10 and 20 pences, often just the change you get from buying something that doesn't round up to a whole price (ie. £9.99, £8.89, £4.52...).

1: "A need a pack a fags, am gettin shakes"
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.

by Huffin' Deodorant February 3, 2018

change lifestyle

Make a 360 turn DJ!

Change lifestyle: If you continue to make decisions that ruin your life, you need to change your lifestyle. Be determined to and make it a priority to make changes that will change your life for the better.

by Humvee November 23, 2013