not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.

That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.

by creality September 2, 2022

Not A Trampoline

If youre looking it up you know what it is

do you want to listen to not a trampoline

by IHeartLemonDemon September 10, 2022

Not a fuck

Another way of saying not a chance

Could I borrow your Netflix account?

Not a fuck.

by 777erza October 19, 2022

not a troll

said person that this series of words applies to is not the one to make a joke at that certain time and thus is very serious.

dumbass1: "dude, how do you think plastic would react to melting a steel screw?" dumbass2: "you wont get a reply, this is a troll post" the person that posted the post: "I'm not a troll!"

by @joey12345678765_on_reddit January 13, 2023

not a bad kid

A good pup that does what they're told

Stephen Edwards is not a bad kid

by DGarcia12 March 13, 2023

Not a lady

A stupid excuse to make tomboys, girls who even mildly act or look like tomboys, trans masculines, feel bad about themselves.

Bitch - "Your not a lady!!"
Innocent kid - ...Yes, because I'm trans... mom.

by anonymous May 3, 2023

Not a sport

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)

Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023