Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.
I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
by rad sugar July 3, 2014
Get the alabama roadblockmug. The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017
Get the Alabama Beanstalkmug. Guy 1- you know the Alabama motto right?
Guy 2 - no?
Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.
Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!
Guy 2 - no?
Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.
Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!
by HalfGearrod December 4, 2017
Get the alabama mottomug. by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021
Get the Samson Alabamamug. 2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.
Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
by 16yearoldboi April 8, 2017
Get the Alabama Swimracemug. by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017
Get the Alabama strokemug. by Tht white chick March 9, 2017
Get the Alabama nosebustermug.