Narrow ass

An individual who lacks experience, maturity and/or or is deemed wanting. Especially children.

When the street lights come on you better get your narrow ass in the house!

by DiddyBlock August 24, 2015

Naresh

A man ridiculed and envied for his knowledge, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.

Her: He's so knowledgeable!

Him: Yea! He's a Naresh!

by I am Naresh! April 25, 2019

narfooni

the sound a flamingo makes

Floi the flamingo goes ::narfooni::

by Poi Poi March 13, 2003

Nard Cosh

A poo in a stocking. The sound of it hitting someone is similar to it's name.

Gibo hit his junky neighbour with a nard cosh to settle a vendetta. Coshhhhh!

by Jocko Farin August 21, 2007

narfle

to fight or engage in battle.

Narfle the Garthok from the Coneheads movie.

by Jeff Murphy January 27, 2008

naruto online squid

an online squid is a person who plays online games in the cheapest way possible, they use tactics such as doing the same moves over and over again or staying in one place for the entire session of a game, the online squid is also known for quitting a game just as they are about to loose

that naruto online squid just stood in one place the entire game and through shit at me, what a fucking squid

by joka zen December 29, 2010

Nard Guard

A small foam pad with Velcro straps used to cover the sharp steering stem of a BMX bicycle, thus hopefully preventing ball-busting injury in the event of a crash. Popularized in the 1980's, they have fallen out of favor in more recent years secondary to the fact that they are not considered cool, and they don't really work anyway.

Hey dude...that's a rockin' nard guard you got there. Now all you need are some elbow pads and training wheels and you'll be ready for Pee Wee's Playhouse!

by chaz360 October 3, 2010