The Non-Kebabs

A group of people who are normal and does not smell of meat or come from turkey

Chris and Carl play for The Non-Kebabs

by Alsey18 August 18, 2008

Human-Non

Someone that screwed something up so much that they can no longer be human.

" Why did you score on our team Riley. You are such a Human-Non."

by Scrange Lord July 23, 2016

non badass

A person who is the complete opposite of awesome aka not even close to being badass.

William is as non badass as it gets.

by oejernfj May 22, 2010

non-conformist

A person who likes to think they are a rebel by hating the more popular people in schools. Often accusing people of being arrogant, though they themselves are arrogant because they believe their thoughts are more important than others. They often complain about labels and people sticking other people in labels, and then they label others like preps by saying all preps are blonde or shop at A&E. "Non-Conformists" often seem to be goths, rebels with out a cause, or other forms of losers. "Non-conformists" do exactly what they claim not to, they conform to the idea of non conformity. Stop crying cause you want to be unique, everyone has to conform to something so just pick one and stop crying!

Non-Conformist: I sit at home, cry and complain about conformity on the internet on saturday nights.
Other Person: That's stupid.
Non-Conformist: What ever Prep! Why don't you go back to the Abercombie store!

by Joe Smithy October 2, 2005

non sausage

A female that has no penis. She is usually friends with two boys from class. They are insecure about their penises (being small) so they have to point out that she has no penis.

Buddy Non Sausage! That's what we'll call you from now on!! HAHA

by Buddy non sausage February 24, 2009

non-Keefer

Your run-of-the-mill average-to-above-average-to-talented software engineer.

These issues are going to increasingly divert some of our best
engineering talent into test maintenance. We may eventually hit the point where non-Keefers just can't keep up.

by bchang August 10, 2007

non coder

A non coder is a black woman. This is due to the fact that most coding/STEM jobs go disproportionately to Jewish and Asian males, therefore meaning that the opposite of those males, the black women, therefore cannot code.

Coder #1: I've been wearing femboy socks in front of my wife's boyfriend
Coder #2: Yeah my wife's boyfriend has been bullying me for being asian, and my wife makes fun of my small uncircumcised penis. I think I am going to leave her for a non coder.

by HandleBrake12 January 31, 2021