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Muff Cabbage

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.
Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!
by Deathbypiano88 October 15, 2010
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muff puff

When a females pubic region is covered in thick "puffy" pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and vagina region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. This in effect makes the muff puffy.
Hey Johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend Cindy likes getting gaped open and muff puffed while screwing?
by Doctor Dog Tits December 29, 2009
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Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.
You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
by Peter L. Harris October 15, 2010
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muff mashing

having violent sex with a female with a huge bush.
by christianis afatass February 11, 2007
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Muff Waft

An odour pleasent, repelant or otherwise that eminates from a lady's private part (muff)!
"I got off with a girl last night she had fit muff waft"
or
"I got off with a rank bird last night, she had really bad muff waft"
by Professor Alex Chritoph. April 10, 2007
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muff guts

Hairy stomach - male or female.
by Dirk Adirker April 27, 2008
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Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.
The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.
by Liz Gums January 27, 2009
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