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morning wood 

when you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood.
i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down
morning wood by 569683786 August 7, 2007

morning woody 

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.
i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.
morning woody by mike.l July 17, 2006

Over the Sweater Good Morning Tokyo 

When a guy fiddles with your boobs like it's a radio.
Joyce: Ok, you want the whole truth? We kissed, there was a little tongue, and maybe a few seconds of over the sweater good morning tokyo.

morninged 

(adj.) The way people tend to be in the morning, i.e. somewhat fuzzy and unfocused.
I'm sorry, can you say that again? I'm too morninged to concentrate right now.
morninged by Lady Pennywhistle December 26, 2005

Morning Frost 

Semen that has been dried on and now stuck to the pubic hair of a male or female from the previous evening's sexual activity.
"I woke up and realized I had some morning frost!"
"So you had fun last night?"
*Moaning intensifies*
Moan
When you moans, you know she wants that bone. **HARD**
Moaning is sexy GOOD