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La Monte

A suck ass town in west central Missouri that is full of white trash, hicks, Mexicans, wiggers and wanna be rich kids. The athletes walk around the crappy, piss poor school as if they were shit, even though they loose the majority of their games and are the joke of the conference. All the girls are looser than a fat women who has gastric bypass surgery's jeans and are easy to get out their Hollister jeans.The guys are pussies who like they are pretend that they are gangsters.
Guy 1: Hey do we have a basketball game tonight?
Guy 2: Yea, its against La Monte
Guy 1: Oh we are going to win, they suck ass
by BA-ZEEEEERT January 28, 2006
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Monte Cristo

A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.
'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'
by Austin in Brooklyn August 31, 2006
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Montebello

A small rich white town right next suffern filled with rich sluts and assholes. Mainly composed of the montebello pines filled with mac-mansions and a few other neighborhood.
How is that slut so rich? she lives in montebello that exlains it
by Babykidxxoo July 13, 2011
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Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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Monteau's Disease

When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.
Most people from Winnie Texas suffer Monteau's Disease.
by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010
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Monterrio

He shake life.
You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!

He drunk as a fish

and high as a kite.

Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!
Man, Monterrio, He shake life.
by Life Shaka May 12, 2011
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Monte Cristo

When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.
Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.
by Mastodon April 9, 2015
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