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moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.
Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!
by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014
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tiddy monster

A tiddy monster is a female with particularly large breasts.
Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates is a tiddy monster.
by ohnozura April 8, 2017
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Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.
" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .
by Binky Winky June 13, 2017
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silk monster

Someone who’s skin is so smooth it’s monsterous, scary, overwhelming
Dude you use dove? You’re a silk monster right now
by Tedmburke July 4, 2018
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Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.
My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.
by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020
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Pop monster

Furry pig, a user of twitter that post scat porn and do "pop" with his prolapse.
by anonymous May 4, 2022
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Lagoon monster

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022
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