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Monica

Someone who is not to be trusted. If you are dating her she will control your very existence down to the shoes that you wear. She seems sweet but she is actually plotting your demise. She is anorexic and makes her children feel as though food is the devil. Food is not the devil, she is. She is just god awful and if you get the chance, run. Don't turn your back to her because she will stab it when she gets the chance. She is like a spider and you will get eaten if you fall into her web. OH wait, I forgot, she doesn't eat. She is the spawn of Satan and is on a whole new level of evil.
Person 1: Did you see that pale skeleton in a backwards jean mini skirt?

Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.

Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!

Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.
by FUNNYBUN June 23, 2016
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Monica

A controlling, but loving individual. She loves attention, and is very popular. She sticks by your side no matter what happens in life. Monica has a sweet smile, but no none on the planet can say 'no' to her.
Monica- hey, can I get your number?
Guy- sure thing, Monica!
by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018
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Monica

Latin derived from "One who has many men"
Unfaithful /Cheater/Adulterer
Slut/Whore/Used by men

Not to be trusted
Carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases
Jealous

Dope whore
"Watch out man, you'll end up with a wicked Monica!"
"Banged that house and got a Monica!"
by The Mark Legend October 6, 2018
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monisha

Monisha is a fake fictional character created to annoy people named Vikram. It's an incorrect stereotype that Vikrams have crushes on Monisha.
Random person: "Lol Vikram has a crush on Monisha"
Vikram: "Monisha is literally just a fake internet figure you read about on urban dictionary."
by Protago May 7, 2021
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Monica

Hej hej Monica hej buddy monica
by Pewdfan June 11, 2019
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Monica

Monica
Monica went to the store
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Monica and Friends

That one shitty brazilian comic book series made in 1959 by Maurício de Sousa and then got some shitty christmas cartoon in 1976 and now we basically have this
r/ithadtobebrazil
Manu: Hey dude wanna watch Monica and Friends?
Dan: Manu, i know you're a woman. But please, not because the show has a lot of girly moments doesn't mean i like it too. And then in 2013 got another series to celebrate the main character Monica who first appeared in 1963. A gif of the new series, Monica Toy will be shown below.
by ThatDanFox February 19, 2023
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