Mongoose hunter

A man who goes out hunting for trouser snakes after getting mongoosed or so drunk they cant see or change sexual preferance.

I got so hammered last night, turned into a mongoose hunter and woke up with a guy named Carl.

by Erm Kahoff February 12, 2010

mongolian handcuffs

taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.

Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack

by mongolian champion October 8, 2010

Mongoose

One goose
Two goose
Red goose
Mongoose

Nate ~ If MONgoose is one, what is two goose?

by Mega Mango Wango June 26, 2018

Mongolian Surprise

When you are fucking your girl in the ass and quickly go around to stick it in her mouth

My girl is still pissed at me cause I Mongolian surprised her last night

by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019

Mongolian Children

What I keep in my basement

I have a Mongolian children on my basement

by MEJION July 6, 2020

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

Mongoloid

Someone with an ugly face, reminiscent of a Mongol, or someone with the IQ of a Mongol.

"Hey that chip guy has a fat ugly face and is super dumb"
"yeah he's such a mongoloid!

by LoveMonger September 5, 2022