Moist potato

When a woman takes a baked potato and pushes it into her wet vagina. Then she squeezes the contents of the potato out and a man eats it.

My wife gave me a moist potato.

by Weinerbutt May 6, 2014

moisture

to get "head," or felatio.

Yo son, my d*ck is dry. Call Stacy, I could use some moisture.

by Ricardo G. May 13, 2005

moist pussy wad

the grossiest three words you can think off....

and then there is vaginal psoraisis....

and then anal queef.

moist pussy wad; what you have.

all three of those are what you have.

by kris j. August 25, 2008

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

cor, did you just see that girl to the left, she has a MOIST LOAF!!

by oli cocup October 29, 2007

your such a moises

1. A woman making tortillas in the kitchen.
2. A anus (the rectal opening)
3. A epic fail

"Hey, dude your such a moises"

by smdwiftag ppl September 1, 2011

manayunk moisturizer

the large amount of semen left on a bar skank after the man has pulled out and ejaculated all over her back or chest. this semen is then rubbed into the skin while attempting to wipe it off; thus leaving a moisturized feeling

brotato: Hey man, did you end up slaying that River Rat last night?

bro: Yeah dude. She came back to my place and I gave her some Manayunk moisturizer on her back after I fucked her from behind.

brotato: haha. skank!

by king j$ July 26, 2010

Moist Board

Stallion Cornell's Moist Board is a haven for some of the biggest trolls on the internet. The founding members of Moist Board are well known for using dozens of handles to harass and troll legitimate message forums.

Although they often pretend to be a legitimate message forum for serious science fiction discussion, their real agenda is to lure unsuspecting people from other forums to Moist Board so that they can change their posts and assign insulting avatars and nasty ranks to the newbie.

Moist Board changes posts of their members and gives new members insulting avatars against the member's will.

by Lyle Norg May 23, 2009