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Midnight Jackhammering

Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.
Jeez....I got no sleep last night - girl four doors up was doing some Midnight Jackhammering....put my hard hat on - thought my walls were gonna cave in..
by Jonnyboy68 August 5, 2011
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Midnight Christyning

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.
Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.
by Skinney1974 December 4, 2012
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Midnight

The time at which the majority of teenagers are at full power.
At midnight, Whike awakens, the world at their mercy.
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Midnight Lila

Midnight Lila refers to any time you try to communicate with a Lila past around 11 o'clock. Midnight Lila is an entirely different person and can sometimes insult you in ways daytime Lila wouldn't dare think of...and, therefore, she is much more entertaining.
"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"
by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020
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The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ
"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."
by AntiMJ June 8, 2009
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ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out
Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.
by Idk hi April 1, 2018
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Good Midnight

It's 12:00 at night, I'm off to bed.
Okay, Good Midnight!
by pyrotak December 23, 2019
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